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A Rover for Rover
Christchurch, New Zealand Three dogs in New Zealand are being taught to drive in an effort to show how intelligent they are. The dogs were all rescued from a New Zealand animal shelter and have gone through a methodical eight-week training program that has enabled them to cautiously navigate a purpose built course in a … Continue reading
Council Shall Come to Order
Inspired by recent events in my town of Simpsonville and with plenty of time on my hands; I imagined that I was the Mayor of Simpsonville and my first city council meeting took place in my bedroom, while I was still recuperating. With a little inspiration from my aching left knee, our city council’s minutes … Continue reading
So How Did You Hurt Your Knee?
“Don’t go in there John! The propane tanks are going to go off!” I hesitated. Yeah, yeah, tell me all about the propane tanks now, some photographer he was. The window panes shattered as the fire leaped from the building yet through the crackle of flames I distinctly heard the panicked “meows” from dozens of … Continue reading
