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Monthly Archives: January 2013

Sex and Chocolate

2:45 AM.  Damnit.  I lie still and listen to Amy’s gentle breathing, and wonder if I can get out of bed without waking her.  This medicine has me getting up at least once a night and I’ve succeeded in waking her in the middle of the last 12 nights.  Maybe if I get out of … Continue reading »

Categories: Family, Life, My Amy, Spouse | 12 Comments

A Rover for Rover

Christchurch, New Zealand Three dogs in New Zealand are being taught to drive in an effort to show how intelligent they are.  The dogs were all rescued from a New Zealand animal shelter and have gone through a methodical eight-week training program that has enabled them to cautiously navigate a purpose built course in a … Continue reading »

Categories: Bacon, Comedy, Dogs, Satire | Leave a comment

“Stop Licking That!”

  The house is quiet now.  Too quiet.  Amy and the kids have been gone for almost two hours, I’ve had my breakfast and now I’m back in bed trying to write.  And that’s when the licking starts.  Sometimes she licks her front paws, other times her bottom and sometimes it’s whatever piece of furniture … Continue reading »

Categories: Dogs, Family, Foraging, My Amy, Quiet | 5 Comments

Random Facts

As requested by my friend and fellow author, KJ Waters.   I’ve had one ambulance ride and they didn’t even turn on the lights or sirens. I can remember pulling a chair up to the kitchen counter to help Mom cook. If there’s nasty weather (tornado watch/warning) in the evening’s forecast, I’ll go to bed … Continue reading »

Categories: Cycling, Family, Food, Good Friends, My Amy | 2 Comments

Council Shall Come to Order

Inspired by recent events in my town of Simpsonville and with plenty of time on my hands; I imagined that I was the Mayor of Simpsonville and my first city council meeting took place in my bedroom, while I was still recuperating.  With a little inspiration from my aching left knee, our city council’s minutes … Continue reading »

Categories: Comedy, Good Friends, Religion, Satire | 5 Comments

My 2nd Liebster Award

This one comes courtesy of my good friend KJ Waters.  KJ is the author of the upcoming mystery Stealing Time.  The Liebster is an informal award given to a blogger/writer as a sign of admiration and it comes with a significant cash award.  KJ has promised me that my check is in the mail. 1 … Continue reading »

Categories: Family, Friends, Good Friends, July 4th, My Amy, Salt Water Beach, Uncategorized | Leave a comment

So How Did You Hurt Your Knee?

“Don’t go in there John!   The propane tanks are going to go off!” I hesitated.  Yeah, yeah, tell me all about the propane tanks now, some photographer he was.  The window panes shattered as the fire leaped from the building yet through the crackle of flames I distinctly heard the panicked “meows” from dozens of … Continue reading »

Categories: Comedy, My Amy, Satire | 13 Comments